Ranking the Pierce Brosnan Bond films

It's true I haven't rewatched the old Sean Connery and Roger Moore classics for a while, but I think I can say that Pierce Brosnan is my favourite Bond. I've admitted that I prefer Bond to be suave, and Brosnan has suavity in spades, but he also has more range as an actor than the (admittedly very enjoyable) Moore, and can show signs of crackling veneer when required. His poor Bond has to go through a lot during his four films. He's betrayed by someone he cared for (and thought dead); an ex-girlfriend who actually meant something to him is killed by her own husband; he has his chivalrous streak appealed to and taken advantage of; and finally, he is captured and tortured by the North Koreans - what's more, when he's released the MI5 want nothing to do with him as they're convinced he's squealed when in fact he's been keeping his mouth shut the whole time. By the time we reach The World Is Not Enough (and that's before we even get to the torture in Die Another Day) the strain is starting to show. I think Brosnan's Bond handles all that's thrown at him well, while keeping hold of his essential style whatever happens. It also helps to know that Bond was a part Brosnan really wanted to play - he was disappointed not to get it that time it went to Timothy Dalton because Brosnan was still tied up in his Remington Steele contract. I still don't know why they felt the need to "reboot" the franchise and go with Daniel Craig's craggy hard-man after Brosnan. Bond films haven't been the same since (though I did like Skyfall).

During my two weeks' mini-quarantine I rewatched all Brosnan's Bond films with the exception of The World Is Not Enough, which I'd already rewatched a year or so ago (maybe you can guess why). As a result, I've been able to come up with a highly personal ranking of them, which admittedly has little to do with Brosnan himself and more with how the other characters work for me:

1 Goldeneye The first and the best, it has that special Bond feel which (through no fault of his) was missing from Licence To Kill with Timothy Dalton. The villain twist actually works and gives the villain a half-decent motive for once. Izabella Scorupco is a somewhat shouty but classy Bond girl who manages to be competent without being superwoman. The supporting cast is top notch. We have the late German actor Gottfried John with his expressive countenance as Russian strong man Ourumov - his reaction to Bond crossing a room while taking cover behind a moving shelf filled with canisters of explosive gas is priceless. Famke Janssen is the handsome bad girl Xenia Onatopp who gets off on violence (her own), and then there's Boris, for whom I am prepared to forgive Alan Cumming a lot, including a campy James I in Doctor Who - he truly is invincible. Add to that a triumphant introduction of Judi Dench as the new M and Samatha Bond as Moneypenny, Robbie Coltrane as a fun Russian gangster and one of the best Bond theme songs, sung by none other that Tina Turner. The tank chase dragged a bit for me, though.

2 Die Another Day Most real Bond fans hate this film, and it's probably largely because of its poor reception that the regrettable "reboot" happened. But I think it's a hoot! I've never hankered for Bond films to be realistic. With extravagant ingredients such as an ice palace and a plastic surgeon that can change your ethnicity, you're propelled into a parallel world where it's easier to swallow plot points which would have seemed outrageous in a more realistic setting. Also, I think Toby Stephens does a really good job as the villain Gustav Graves - he plays the part straight, and I appreciate that. Halle Berry doesn't quite work as Bond girl Jinx - why did she kill that doctor, if she is simply an NSA agent? - but she's no disaster, and Rosamund Pike as the icy Miranda Frost is perfect. Yes, the dialogue could be better, the invisible car is a little silly (though it's never really bothered me) and M has to be a perfect fool not to realise who the mole in her organisation is. Nevertheless, this is a hugely enjoyable watch.

3 The World Is Not Enough What, only third place, in spite of Robert Carlyle playing the villain? The problem is, the bad guy in question is an international terrorist with a bullet lodged in his brain which will finally kill him and, as it eats itself in, cuts off his nerves so he doesn't feel pain. I know, ewww. The premise is yucky and even Carlyle has trouble carrying off the bullet-in-brain look. Also, it has to be said, he's not at the top of his villain game in this film, though he does nail a few lines, conveying the pain in "He was a good lover?" and the bitterness in "The world is yours - have fun with it". A waste.

It's still a good film though: Sophie Marceau walks away with it as the, as it turns out, ironically named Elektra. She is very attractive, and boy does she know it - happily, a certain pouting self-regard fits well with the character. Brosnan is convincingly and understandably frazzled, we see quite a lot of M, and Coltrane is back, which is nice. OK, so Denise Richards is not entirely convincing as nuclear scientist Dr Christmas Jones (in mini-shorts), but she's mainly there so that Bond can have someone to get together with at the end, and I did snigger at the Christmas joke.

 4 Tomorrow Never Dies It is a truth universally acknowledged that any Bond film in possession of a villain must be in want of the very best talent villain-actordom has to offer - only to then squander it completely. Jonathan Pryce is another favourite actor of mine, and after a somewhat too scenery-chewing introduction he's very watchable as villainous media mogul Elliot Carver. However, even in a Bond context, it's near impossible to suspend disbelief regarding his motives. That Carver abuses his power in some ways - such as featuring stories of Mad Cow Disease so prominently because he is bribed by the French - I could readily believe. But media moguls, even the far from saintly ones, would not dream of starting wars just to boost sales. This is why villains who are military men, spies or criminals work rather better in Bond films - they have already been taught to disregard human life in a smaller context, so the leap is not as big for them when they branch out and threaten large parts of the world population. This is a plot which could have done with the outlandish settings of Die Another Day, but here, they're mostly unglamorous, though I did enjoy the few glimpses of Hamburg. Michelle Yeoh is a gutsy Chinese agent, but it's entirely unconvincing that she and Bond hook up at the end: they have no romantic spark whatsoever.

Also, I must admit, I'm not fond of Bond bedding the villain's girl at the best of times (though it's OK if it's part of the villain's plan). Here, Bond's ex-girlfriend Paris is married to Carver, and the film does its darnedest to convince us that her adultery is entirely forgivable: Carver seems to have a roving eye; he has his sights on Yeoh; plus, he later has his wife murdered without much compunction. Nevertheless, Paris climbing into bed with Bond fairly easily didn't sit well with me. The film has its highlights - Pryce doing his best, an enjoyable cameo from an expert in making murders look like accidents ("torture is more of a hobby") and well-known English character actors popping up in walk-on parts (is that Hugh Bonneville? And Pip Torrens?). Nevertheless, my overall impression of the film was that it was somewhat dull. Not, in this case, what the people wanted.